The Walrus Wins Wine

The Senior British Open is underway this weekend in Troon, Scotland, and one of my favorite golfers of all time has plenty to celebrate with, if he should win. Craig Stadler, known to many as “The Walrus” because of his stocky build and handlebar mustache, aced the 123 yard par three dubbed the “Postage Stamp” because of its size. Stadler, a wine enthusiast, won a bottle for each yard, a little over 10 cases when you do the math. Let’s hope he can’t collect the prize until after he turns in his card on Sunday. Of course, none of the articles I found answered the most important question. What kind of wine did he win?

This was the most walrus-like picture I could find.

3 Responses to “The Walrus Wins Wine”

  1. Joshua Paul Mullet Says:

    Sweet!

  2. clanmills Says:

    There an old golfer in Troon
    Who hit 123 yards with a spoon
    Loads of booze he did win
    This question’s in mind
    Is haggis best with wine red, white or beer brown?

  3. Joshua Paul Mullet Says:

    @Clanmills - Lame. Ever heard of rhyme and meter?

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