A Car That Runs on Wine!

Prince Charles has a car that runs on wine. I want one! Wait a minute, if I have to use wine to run my truck, what am I going to drink? I’m thinking this might be a bad idea after all. What if I drink all the wine and can’t make it to work? Worse yet, what will the neighbors think when I’m siphoning fuel and drinking it at midnight?

I’m all for going green, but not at the expense of wine. Can’t we use something like carrot juice instead?

2 Responses to “A Car That Runs on Wine!”

  1. Joshua Paul Mullet Says:

    Finally, a good use for English wine!

  2. Darel Says:

    If Wal-Mart ever does produce their own brand of wine, this might just become cost effective.

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