Was it Worth Seven Bucks?
Some inventions are so simple, yet hold so much potential. This seemed to be the case with my newest wine toy purchased at the Woodlands wine tasting on Fiona’s birthday (see “Wino at the Woodlands”). I thought it had been lost in the hoopla that was the ride home, but it appeared the other day while she was cleaning out the car. As you can see in the picture, my wine glass is perfectly nestled on my belly thanks to the ingenious invention I like to call the Wine Bungee. The base is simply a neoprene patch with a slit perfect for inserting your favorite stemware. Attached is an elastic band that goes around the neck.
I would like to state for the record that I was not drunk when I bought it, but it seemed like the coolest thing a wine drinker could possibly possess when I first encountered it. I soon realized that keeping my glass at such close range was impractical at this particular event, since I had to present it for pourings repeatedly. The device would, however, be great at home. I could wear my Wine Bungee and still have both hands free. How else could I possibly pet my dog and give a thumbs up while keeping my wine at such close proximity? It made for a great picture. But, the camera failed to capture the aftermath, wine splashing about and spilling as I stood from my pose.
Undaunted, I continued to experiment with my new gadget. Sadly, the results remained consistently the same. It didn’t take long for me to abandon my cause, because I really don’t enjoy being covered in wine. For some reason, I prefer drinking my wine to wearing it. Now I understand why the woman showcasing the product had an empty glass snuggled in her Bungee. I’m thinking it may have something to do with the curvature of my stomach, or maybe I just need a larger glass. Nonetheless, in all likelyhood, it will end up as a white elephant gift.
June 19th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Dude, that rocks. It looks like you just need a better shaped glass - a little taller and more tulip shaped. It will make your wine tasted better, too. World Market, baby.
June 19th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
I haven’t given up all hope. I was quite anxious to have some wine at the time. It may have accelerated my frustration
June 19th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
What I really need is a crunk cup, like Snoop Dogg and Lil’ John. Because we all know how gangsta’ I can be.
June 19th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
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June 19th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Rollin’ down the street, smokin’ endo, sippin’ on Côtes du Rhône… laaaaaaiiiid back
June 20th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
I really don’t think Barney wants wine spilled on him either. Maybe what you need is a wine hat with a straw. A knock-off of the beer hat holder. No glasses, hands are free. Everyone is happy!
I see some kind of johnnywino logo on the front of it.
June 20th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Ooh, ooh, I know his name is Barney, too!