He Put a Key on a Kite, Hell Yeah He Drank Wine!
A friend sent me an email quoting Ben Franklin. “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.” I refuse to publish unless I can somewhat substantiate a claim like this, so I hit the net. I ran across a website that I’m familiar with on my first hit, Wineintro. The message went on about how if you drink water, you’re drinking poop, and the advantages of distilled and/or fermented products such as wine. I wasn’t impressed with the forward, but i did find this-Ben Franklin Wine Quotes. If you read all the way down, it refutes that he actually said that and gives a convincing argument. But check out the site. There’s some good stuff on there.

June 19th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
Well, I haven’t looked at the site, but I don’t think they knew about bacteria back then. Drinking poop, LMFAO.
June 19th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
BTW, I think he put the key on the kite so that he wouldn’t drive home.