Wino at the Woodlands

As many of you already know, Friday was Fiona’s birthday. Looking beyond our usual haunts, we traveled to The Woodlands for HEB’s Wine and Food Week. I have to admit, I was skeptical going into this. We had to drive across Houston, and since it was her birthday, I was designated driver. I’ve never been very much for moderation, so the stress of driving really put a damper on my enthusiasm. But I will concede that we both enjoyed ourselves thoroughly.

We arrived late. The tasting began at 5:30, right in the middle of rush hour. Fiona began the afternoon with her trademark mani/pedi paired with a bottle of wine, so she was feeling no pain. We were almost an hour late, but still had plenty of time to wander the convention floor before dinner. I was really anxious. It felt like going to a movie sequel; I know I like the premise, but can it live up to the hype? I would have to say this one delivered.

The event was dubbed “Value Wines Happy Hour.” It featured wines that sell at HEB for under $15 . Johnny like. I wouldn’t say I’m against paying for a good bottle of wine; but why would I when I can buy two nice bottles for the same amount? We were handed our commemorative glasses and began tasting. We ran across many of our house standards and managed to find some really interesting new wines. Fiona (who is usually quite predictable in her tastes) really impressed me in her quest to expand her repertoire. We even convinced her to try a few reds.

Sometime around 8:00, we moved to the restaurant for the “Pinot and Pasta Patio Party.” I knew it was time for me to stop drinking and prepare for the trek home, so I ate two large bowls of Chicken Alfredo. It wasn’t the best ever, but it definitely hit the spot. As I finished my meal, Fiona returned from the restroom with three new t-shirts. She couldn’t decide which one best suited her, so she bought one of each (I call actions like this wineglass philosophy).

Fiona continued to make new friends on the patio while my dinner settled. The Woodlands has some wonderful scenery. As we sat on the riverside watching tour boats come and go, it was decided that next year we would rent a room. Our newfound tablemates agreed as they continued to bestow the rewards of parenthood upon us. I can’t recall their names, but they seemed like nice people. They totally backed Fiona on her assertion that an event of this magnitude warranted three shirts.

I believe it was nearing 10:00 when I went for the car. I have to say that for $50 per person, this was an incredible deal. With my head cleared, we began the journey home. The ensuing ride will have to be saved for a later post, since it is a story in and of itself.

3 Responses to “Wino at the Woodlands”

  1. Joshua Paul Mullet Says:

    Wow, you proofread quickly!

    Sounds like a blast. I want a mani/pedi/winey for my birthday!

  2. Chieftain Says:

    Life in the Woodlands is good, but I think once a year is about right.

    And I will not betray our local Spec’s as our wine merchant. The Boyd-Wiesehan wing lives on. We all recall $200+ per day for 14 consecutive days at the wedding.

  3. Fiona Grigio Says:

    On the 14th day courtsey of the Boyd-Wiesehan Specs’s Wing, Mum told me that she stayed up to see the sunrise and I thought….my god, I have not done that in years, isn’t this a bit backwards?

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